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2005 - A Year In Review
Written by The Bridge
Sunday, 18 December 2005
Since I have a problem remembering much beyond my most recent
experiences this may not be a full year-in-review type review. Here's
what I observed in 2005 not in any particular order and flowing freely
from my brainhole with no rhyme or reason.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
I love you all,
The Bridge
Written by The Bridge
Sunday, 18 December 2005
Since I have a problem remembering much beyond my most recent
experiences this may not be a full year-in-review type review. Here's
what I observed in 2005 not in any particular order and flowing freely
from my brainhole with no rhyme or reason.
- Jack Black is a genius
- There is a war that everyone is pissed about
- John Mayer finally hooked up with a good band and is now making the music he was born to make
- Bono still needs to shut up
- Some chick whose son died in Iraq has gone all 1960s on us and has replaced Paris Hilton on slow news days
- Nick and Jessica something or other
- The Bird Flu. Yeah, so? Don't they all?
- The Office and My Name is Earl have moved to Thursday
- Hollywood loves gay cowboys
- The rest of America seems to not like gay cowboys
- Bill Cower did not listen to his mother and his face froze like that
- King Kong has good taste in broads
- The guys at Orange County Choppers make some butt ugly choppers. How did they get a show anyway?
- Howard Stern is a 15 year old man making 100 million dollars a year
- The previous observation proves that Robert Johnson wasn't just telling a story
- Racism is more powerful than hurricanes
- Ashlee Simpson still sucks
- Evidently the holocaust never happened
- Burger King's marketing department scored some really good acid
- The BCS still doesn't work
- Cows kill salmon
- Mike Holmgren is not Andy Reid
- Kurt Cobain is still dead
- Ricky Williams smokes too much
- We all learned that if the tide suddenly goes out 5 miles it's not necessarily an invitation to dig clams
- We also learned that when the tide comes back in there are really cool videos to download
- Neil Young can do anything and it will rock
- Brittney Spears is the wealthiest trailer skank living today
- Tom Cruise has lost any contact with reality
- Katie Holmes holds the key to the closet
- Flava Flave's brain is still in critical condition
- $1.89 for gas is a good find
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
I love you all,
The Bridge
